Ebook Volume 55 Humour that Entertains & Engages


Ah Sar was queuing behind his friend at an ATM Machine.
Friend: What are you looking at?
Ah Sar: I know your PIN number, hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN number, if you saw it?
Ah Sar: Four asterisks!

When a fool is silent, no one can tell; when he opens his mouth he removes all doubt.

Company Managing Director: I’m busy. Be short.
Company Manager: I will. I am.

In a world where time is of the essence, to be crisp in our communication is not a luxury but an absolute necessity.

“When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger,” complained the wife. “Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller; I’m not sure you love me anymore.”
“Nonsense, darling,” replied the husband. “It just shows that you cook better now and I’m enjoying your cooking.”

A husband, who has started to be deceptive in his behaviour, could be an indication of something that is far more serious.

Last week, Gary was exceptionally tired from a project he had to finish; so he asked his son to take his dog for a long walk after school.
When he came home from work, he found his lazy son stretched out on the recliner, watching television.
He had leash in hand while the dog trotted happily away on the treadmill.

Though the objective of exercising the dog has been achieved, what’s being sacrificed is the relational bonding between the boy and the dog if they had gone out for the walk together.

If you are trying to kill time, always make sure it is your own.

He is the kind of person who believes he can save time by stopping his watch.

“Time is precious,” said the pastor.
“It is, indeed,” rejoined the business man, “and I’ve wasted an awful lot of it.”
“By indulging in foolish pleasures, I suppose?” suggested the pastor.
“Not exactly,” replied the other. “I wasted most of it by being punctual in keeping my appointments with others.”

If all the time that we spent in waiting for others, is saved and utilised, writing a few books is not a difficult task to be achieved.