Accountability
Two women were having a neighbourly chat over the fence.
“Our new neighbour down the street sure does love her husband,” the first woman said. “You should see her meet him at the door every evening when he comes home from work and give him a big kiss.”
“Huh,” said the other. “That isn’t love. She’s just checking up on him to make sure he hasn’t been drinking.”

If there is no accountability to another, the efforts at getting rid of an enslaving habit is only a dream.

Extravagance
The applicant agreed the job sounded okay but he told the boss the last place he worked paid more.
The future employer asked, “Did they give you rest periods, life insurance, and vacations with pay?”
He said, “Yes, and a $10,000 holiday bonus and four holidays a year, all paid by the company.”
The boss asked, “Then why did you leave?”
He said, “The company went bankrupt.”

Too extravagant a staff benefit will produce complacency in the employees and bankrupt the company.

Sarcasm
Jimmy: How did the interview go?
Jacob: The interviewer told me that they had an opening for a person of my ability.
Jimmy: That’s good news.
Jacob: Not really. He was sarcastically referring to the exit door.

When a man is deeply disappointed for not getting the job he wants, rubbing it in with sarcasm is plain cruelty.

Humour about Caustic Comebacks
Guy: How about a date?
Girl: Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.

Guy: What are you doing tonight?
Girl: Whatever it is, it won’t be with you.

Guy: When can I see you again?
Girl: How about in another life?