EBook Volume 30 Incredible Humour of Discovery

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Through The Ages

What age will people reach if they live long enough?
Dotage.

What age is most necessary in shipping?
Tonnage.

What age do most people look forward to?
Marriage.

Mighty Ants

What is the oldest ant?
Adam-ant.

What ant hires his home?
Tenant.

What ant is trustworthy?
Confidant.

A Sting

A sting that cures fatigue?
Resting.

A sting that cures hunger?
Feasting.

A sting that tidies your room?
Dusting.

Astronaut Riddles

What do you call a person who is crazy about going into space?
An astronaut.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?
He blasts off.

Why was the astronaut wrong when he landed on the moon and reported there was no life there?
There was – with him on it.

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Dictionary Of Cities

What is an odd city?
Eccentricity.

What is a weak city?
Incapacity.

What is an able city?
Capacity.

Did You Ever See

Did you ever see a salad bowl?

Did you ever see a home run?

Did you ever see a king fish?

Did you ever see a fire fly?

Do You Know Your Aunt

What aunt is a travelling aunt?
Itinerant.

What aunt is a sweet-smelling aunt?
Fragrant.

What aunt is a despotic aunt?
Tyrant.

Beautiful World Of Flowers

Which flower is ferocious?
Tiger Lily.

What flower tells what the teacher did when he sat on a tack?
Rose.

What flowers does everybody have?
Tulips (two lips).

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