Sample Jokes found in in the Book…

Melvin: Jabez, ever since my marriage, I have gone into the ‘Wash and Wear’ business. Jabez: Oh I didn’t know that. By the way, what’s the ‘Wash and Wear’ business? Melvin: Well, I wash the clothes and my wife wears them.

A sex education lesson was about to begin in a class. A ten-year-old boy stood up and said to the teacher, “Teacher, my mum says I can take the course as long as there’s no homework.”

A man called up a dating agency and said he was looking for a mate who was small and cute, loved water sports and enjoyed group activities. Two days later, the agency sent him a penguin.

How romantic! For the first time in our marriage, my wife and I slept under the stars. We didn’t go camping – we had our roof repaired.

He was two-thirds married once. He was there, the minister was there, but the bride had forgotten to show up.

Every time my wife tries out a new recipe from her mother, I get a new prescription from my doctor.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen. In the fourth year, their lawyers speak and the judge listens.